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The Book of the Moose
Chapter 1
1 I come to you as a humble prophet in the shadow of the Great And All Powerful Moose, the Antlered One, whose name must never be uttered in the presence of the unholy. Our God, -------.
2 From the cold and frozen wastes of Canada he came, bringing life to the world. All his creations, the Biebers, caribou and moose, the buffaloes, bears, and Canadian goose, all give testimony and sing the song of Our Lord's power.
3 There will come a time when all evil has been smitten underneath a pure hoof, when all traces of greed and unkindness are skewered by the Antlers. Uncle Sam shall be banished to the farthest rings of the Underworld, and The Moose God shall bring his nation of Canada into glory once again.
Chapter 1
1 I come to you as a humble prophet in the shadow of the Great And All Powerful Moose, the Antlered One, whose name must never be uttered in the presence of the unholy. Our God, -------.
2 From the cold and frozen wastes of Canada he came, bringing life to the world. All his creations, the Biebers, caribou and moose, the buffaloes, bears, and Canadian goose, all give testimony and sing the song of Our Lord's power.
3 There will come a time when all evil has been smitten underneath a pure hoof, when all traces of greed and unkindness are skewered by the Antlers. Uncle Sam shall be banished to the farthest rings of the Underworld, and The Moose God shall bring his nation of Canada into glory once again.
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~Luigifangirl212 has officially converted to this here religion.